Today I received yet another bizarre spam containing only a few lines from Tolkien:

Or will you be flying?
Your ponies are straying!
The daylight is dying!

There’s a weird urgency to it. I feel like I’ve been given an important message, yet I don’t know what it means. If I were paranoid, I might be a little concerned that the message came from an “Abdullah Xu.” A Google search yields only a single web page.